The Gateway
whatever i feel like saying
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EATING YOU OUT
Just put your legs on my shoulders as I lick your clit. Let me feel your legs quiver as I massage your pussy with my lips. Warm. Wet. Kissing. My tongue can dive into you and I’ll hum to send vibrations up your spine. Your thighs can tighten around my head and you’ll run your fingers through my curly hair before I get more agressive. Arch your back and grind on my face….let me taste you babe
(via ghdos)
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Math word problems.
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer:
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.
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Life hacks
Simple, yet so fucking brilliant. I love it.
definitely needed to see the one on the swifter mop. i was tryna figure out how to not buy any more mop pads
The dustpan/bucket jawn is genius.
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When you’re single
At first you feel:
- Like the stress are all gone.
- You can talk to anyone you want
- Do whatever you want and no one can say anything about it
- Feel happy as can be
- No consequences
After some time being single:
- You start feeling lonely.
- Start getting jealous of those happy couples
- Start missing all of those long hugs, kisses, and the little arguments
- Remembering everything you had with that person.
- Always wishing someone else would show up in your life.
- Always feeling sorry for yourself.
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10 Ways to Love Others
ohapoeticsoul:
Some guidelines for loving:
1. Tell them about their brilliance. They likely can’t see it and they don’t know its immensity, but you can see it, and you can illuminate it for them.
2. Be authentic, and give others the gift of the real you and a real relationship. Ask your real questions. Share your real beliefs. Go for your real dreams. Tell your truth.
3. Don’t confuse “authenticity” with sharing every complaint, resentment, or petty reaction in the name of “being yourself.” Meditate, write, or do yoga to work through anxiety, resentment, and stress on your own so you don’t hand off those negative moods to everyone around you. Sure, share sadness, honest dilemmas, and fears, but be mindful: don’t pollute.
4. Listen, listen, listen. Don’t listen to determine if you agree or disagree. Listen to get to know what is true for the person in front of you. Get to know an inner landscape that is different from your own, and enjoy the journey. Remember that if, in any conversation, nothing piqued your curiosity and nothing surprised you, you weren’t really listening.
5. Don’t waste your time or energy thinking about how they need to be different. Really. Chuck that whole thing. Their habits are their habits. Their personalities are their personalities. Let them be, and work on what you want to change about you—not what you think would be good to change about them.
6. Remember that you don’t have to understand their choices to respect or accept them.
7. Don’t conflate accepting with being a doormat or betraying yourself. Let them be who they are, entirely. Then, you decide what you need, in light of who they are. Do you need to make a direct request that they change their behavior in some way? Do you need to take care of yourself better? Do you need to set a boundary or to change the relationship? Take care of yourself well, without holding anyone else in contempt.
8. Give of yourself, but never sacrifice or compromise yourself. Stop if resentment is building and retool. Don’t do the martyr thing. It helps no one and nothing.
9. Remember that everyone you encounter was created by divine intelligence and has an important role to play in the universe. Treat them as such.
10. If you want to keep growing emotionally and spiritually for the rest of your life, accept this as your mantra and try to live as if it were true: Everything that I experience from another human being is either love, or a call for love.
(Source: ohapoeticsoul, via azelie)
